can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
So I went to the grocery store today, and the bagging guy looked really relieved when I started bagging my own groceries. That look instantly shattered when I took them all out and told him “That’s how I want you to do it.”
When your teacher says “I’m gonna start calling on random people…”
Are we human, or are we dancer, Or are we prancer, or are we vixen, or are we comet, Or are we Cupid, or are we Donner, or are we blitzen?
